The honest fund
Buy me an M3
No sponsors, no strings — just one enthusiast saving toward a BMW G81 M3 Competition in Isle of Man Green. Chip in a coffee, a track day's worth of fuel, or name your own number.
This is the car
BMW M3 Competition Touring — G81
The goal is very specific: a G81 M3 Competition Touring — the twin-turbo straight-six M wagon — finished in Isle of Man Green. Estate practicality, full M performance, and the one colour that stops traffic. Every contribution below goes toward exactly this car.
- · 3.0-litre twin-turbo inline-six · ~510 hp
- · M xDrive all-wheel drive · 8-speed M Steptronic
- · Body: Touring (estate) · G81 generation
- · Paint: Isle of Man Green (BMW Individual)
The goal
$3,200 raised of $91,000
3.52%
A BMW G81 M3 Competition lands somewhere near $91,000 once you have factored in the Isle of Man Green paint and a few sensible options. This bar moves every time someone chips in.
Pick a tier
Ways to contribute
Each tier is a real Wix Stores product. Add one to your cart, stack a few, then check out securely.
Espresso for the Fund
$5.00
A small shot of caffeine to keep the dream awake. Every dollar counts.
Track Day Fuel
$25.00
Enough to imagine a lap of the Mountain Course. A proper push toward the goal.
The G81 Fund
$81.00
Named after the car itself. The headline tier for true believers.
Custom Contribution
$1.00
Name your own number. Set the amount in dollars and add it to the cart.
The rewards
Contributor perks (allegedly)
Give generously and unlock these entirely serious, absolutely legally-binding rewards.
A photo inside the car 📸
Proof the interior exists. You may zoom in on the stitching.
A private exhaust concert 🔊
I rev the straight-six directly to your ears, face pointed at the tailpipes. Bring earplugs — or don't.
One (1) lap of the Auchan car park 🅿️
The full circuit. Trolley chicanes included. Possibly two laps if it's a good day.
Zakopane alpine road trip 🏔️
A proper run up the Tatras high road, together. I drive. You are the passenger. This is non-negotiable.
* Obviously a joke — please don't hold me to the Auchan lap. Real contributors are celebrated with genuinely relevant stuff: a heartfelt kudos email, eternal club gratitude, and a permanent place in BeeMdoubleU legend. (That last bit is also, mostly, a joke. The kudos email is 100% real.)
Ready when you are
Review your contribution and check out
Everything you add lands in the cart. Checkout is hosted securely by Wix — one green step closer.
This is a personal, tongue-in-cheek fund page run by a BMW enthusiast at Wix. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by BMW AG — all trademarks belong to their respective owners. No promises are made about ever actually reaching $91,000. But a person can dream in green.